8 Quick Cleaning Tips for Guys Having Gay Sex

by Robin Forbes

Here's eight quick cleaning tips for guys who are going to get lucky and have gay sex. If you think that your chances of scoring are fair to high then use this as a mini checklist so that you can avoid unnecessary embarrasment.

Before Sex

1. Shit : Be sure to take a good dump before having sex; better yet do it before you go out.

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2. Douche : Some guys do, some don't but for that extra clean feeling, DO douche; it will make anal sex even more pleasant. If you've never douched before, keep in mind that your rectal lining is delicate and it will probably feel funny.

3. Shower : Make sure you shower after you've taken your dump and douche. When showering, pay attention to cleaning your crevasses and take a wash cloth to your ass. Get rid of anything that's lingering and caught up in your pubic hairs. While we're at it, if you've got foreskin; clean it.

4. Condoms : Even if we didn't have to worry about STDs such as HIV, gonorrhea, VD, etc...condoms would still be a very good idea as they'll help keep your dick clean when you're having anal sex. Think about where you're sticking it in...

After Sex

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5. Wipe Up : Wipe yourself and your partner off immediately after sex. A nice hot cloth works as do cleaning wipes. A "cum rag", facial wipes or toilet paper will do nicely too in your post sex cleanup.

6. Dump Again : Go and take a good long dump if you're the bottom. Yes, this includes you even if your partner was wearing a condom; you'll probably have alot of sticky lube to expel.

7. Shower Off : If you've done things right you're probably a stinky, sticky, sweaty mess. Get back into the shower and clean up. At the very least, wash yourself with a nice hot soapy cloth.

8. Rinse Your Mouth : Gargle or sluice your mouth out with mouthwash. Hint: your face and mouth should be washed before putting those lips on a mouthwash bottle.

Have fun, keep clean and healthy!

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